spasm, spasm!

i think i might be either lactose intolerant or at least lactose sensitive, cuz everytime i eat dairy i turn into meg ryan in "french kiss" and there are spasms.

not gonna lie, true story, last night was fun times. we took pictures of mine and jackie's boobs, and then watched whose line while carrie ate popcorn and jackie flicked me in personal areas.

tonight! RIGHT after chior we're all watching "the great pumpkin charlie brown" and doing shots everytime someone says "good grief". should be fun. although everyone i tell about this is like "whoa, youre gonna be on the floor. i hope you dont have any classes on wed." but i do. i have 3. and one of them is the earliest class i have all semester. should be interesting. oh well, im still gonna have fun.

mileva and i are toatally planning out our weekends for j-term. we're doing a "sex and the city" themed party with cosmos. and then we're doing a "midnight magarita" party. and somewhere in there we're gonna do a fuzzy navel party, though i dont know how we should title that one. i dont think we'll be sober once during the month of january. oh well. such is the life of a college student!

holding it together

last night at a little after midnight i gaot a call from nicole with an emergency and she needed to contact denise as soon as possible, but denise wasnt answering the phone. i tried to call denise and then mika, but neither of them were answering the phone. so i finally called nate. he was off campus and couldnt get in touch with denise either, but he told me that he would try to talk to some people who might be able to. i waited up with nicole all the while trying to talk to denise, and i finally collapsed into bed at about 3:30. this morning i called nicole as soon as i woke up, and she said that she had spoken with denise, and then i called denise. the emergency has calmed down though it isnt completely resolved. after talking to denise i called some people who i thought should know that their family needed a little extra hugs or presents. now im left to my own devices and trying to hold myself together. though the emergeny doesnt directly effect me, it does directly effect people that i love, so im trying to keep myself calm. that was my night, and im sure that will be the rest of my weekend.

my dumb boobs

im really crabby today because i didnt sleep too well. the reason i didnt sleep too well is that no matter what position i was in, my boobs were in the way. they were either smushed or chocking me, or being....i dunno , annnoying. also today in my film class we watched the weirdest movie EVER. if you ever want to get totally confused, watch the movie "orlando". it'll mess with your mind duuuuud. also my head is going to explode. i have so much to do with german club. and its only me and stef. we are trying to pull this whole thing together, adn i can never get in contact with stef. also i feel like no one will come to the meeting or the oktoberfest we're planning. we have so much to do with that, that i dont even know where to start.

on a happier note, i cant wait till halloween weekend because im gonn see two of my three bestest friends. denise and mika and i are gonna be tearing it up in williamsburg. actually we probably wont be tearing up much, because none of us are real PARTY ANIMALS. but hey, we'll have fun anyway. i do wish that janis was coming, cuz i miss her. i guess i'll see her over thanksiving, but the ladies and i never seem to get together during thanksgiving weekend. last year we wanted to get together to watch the priest in "the little mermaid" get that boner. the reason i remembered this is that miak had the best quote concerning that get together. twas; "great turkey mom, im gonna go watch a priest pitch a tent". !!!! soo funny. but we never got together, hence the doubts in my mind that we will get together this year. oh well. if we dont get together this thanksgiving, i KNOW ill see her during christmas break because we always go christmas caroling. Which, by the way, is CRAZY FUN!!! although i always do get the bitch seat in the mini van.

something creepy: i was just watching the travel channel doing a special on ghosts, and right as they were about to reveal the "scariest ghost house in america" the channel lost connection. CREEPY!!!

verb of the day: bartending. think about it its a weird verb. the infinitive is bartend, but then when you conjugate it, it turns into "i tend bar" its flips around. i think thats the only verb like that in the english language. if you can think of another one, please let me know, cuz i ALWAYS am receptive to fun verbs.

the book of love

today i planned to get some serious stuff done. not too many things, just some major things. included in that list were things like : take a shower, do homework, wash face, and watch empire records. the only thing i accomplished from my list is the "watch empire records". it is a good movie, but one which i have seen several times since i purchased it on friday, and something which really shouldnt have trumped "doing homework" or "personal hygene". i guess i should do my homework now, i mean im not getting graded on personal hygene. although maybe i should be, it might provide a better incentive for me to attend to it. anyway, i dont think im too good at this whole blog thing, i can never figure out what all the buttons mean, even though they say what they do. eh. i just washed my face. and though it isnt a gigantic task, i did go through three of the 5 steps of a facial. and i couldnt find my apricot exfoliater. i almost accused my roommate of stealing it when i remembered that i had put it under hte sink.

song of the day: "the book of love" by peter gabriel. tis good and ive listened to it waaaaay too much today. although...can there ever be too much peter gabriel? i think not.

the dos and donts of hiding a body

janis and i were talking about what we would tell our grnadkids, and how we would reminisce and we started being kooky and making things up. like i said "the great pregnancy scare of 2008" and then janis came back at me with "gramma ariel has a mean boyfriend" followed by "the dos and donts of hiding a body" i laughed so hard i almost peed. man oh man.