the dos and donts of hiding a body

janis and i were talking about what we would tell our grnadkids, and how we would reminisce and we started being kooky and making things up. like i said "the great pregnancy scare of 2008" and then janis came back at me with "gramma ariel has a mean boyfriend" followed by "the dos and donts of hiding a body" i laughed so hard i almost peed. man oh man.