fabulous finals away messages

christina: F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck, I Never Actually Learned Shit

Nancy:
T'was the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.

Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their beds,
While visions of essays
Danced in their heads.

I stared at my notes,
But my thoughts were all muddy,
My eyes went a'blur
I just couldn't study.

When all of a sudden,
Our door opened wide,
And Patron Saint Put-It-Off
Ambled inside.

"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wingit on Slingit!
and Last Minute Crams!"

Her message delivered,
she vanished from site,
But we heard her laughing
Outside in the night.

"Your teachers won't flunk you,
So just do your best,
Happy finals to All,
And to All, a good test."



if you have a fabulous finals away message, please send it to me, im always on the prowl for such fun things