quote machine

there is no more space on my profile for all of these quotes, so im gonna put them here. these are all from tonight, candace's last at rmc. sniff.

"Nicole, your cow is dying!" -Lacy
"Wait, i thought i was the lesbian love child" -me
"Well, one doesnt want oneself to draw attention to oneself, does oneself?"- Nicole quoting her dad
"I want a cheeseburger...with chicken nuggets ontop" -candace
"It'd be really funny to tie you to the back of my car and watch you run" -Nicole
"God Ariel, you suck at eating!" - candace
"Hamburger McChicken face!" - Nicole
"Thats an itsy bitsy peter" -Becca
"As you might guess...oneself peed oneself while sliding down the mud into the river" -Nicole
"These straws are too big, i feel like im giving a blow job" -Candace
"Defend yourself FAGGOT!" -Nicole
"Man-o Man-o...Mayonnaise" -Nicole
Ariel: i just got lemonade in my sinuses
Lacy: sinus-ade
"Why am i trying to put more food in there?! ITS FULL!"- Candace
"Anyone want to lick my fingers? theyre salty!"- Candace
"My Fallopian tubes fell out" -Nicole
"He was like 'HUNGH...HUNGH'" - candace
"wait...put your sleeve over your face.........there she is" - Candace
"sigh...lets go before she bleeds on the car" -Nicole
Ariel: you hit my boob
candace: sorry, theyre EVERYWHERE
"I'm a flat assed groupie" -Ariel
"this is me. this is me talking about genetalia...uncomfortable" -Becca
"Donald Trump's hair is like a dead long haired Guinnea pig" -Becca
"who dost dare to throw at me....FUCK"- Candace
"Wait...im not gonna be ashamed for being obviously a woman!" -Ariel


whoo good times.