bitch bitch bitch

do i have "spinster" tatooed to my forehead?! all these older people keep making inferences to me that it is time to accquire a boyfriend. they all mean well but its a little annoying.

example #1. john coffee. this little old man who goes to my church. hes adorable, and recently when he sees me hes come up to me, draped his arm around my shoulders and asked when im going to bring a boy with me. hes even gone so far as to tell me when there are new members that could be good prospects for me. i appreciate the thought but really.

example #2. lady in estes. i walked into estes for breakfast this morning and the lady who swiped my card and i had the following conversation.
lady: cold enough for you?
me: its freezing!
lady: sure would be nice on a day like this to have a big man to warm you up.

C'MON FOLKS!


small aside: can you name all the seven dwarves? today in my class we had a quiz and one of the questions was to name the seven areas of language...something. anyway i obviously had no idea so i was trying to go for the creativity points and was writing the seven dwarves. ONLY I COULD ONLY THINK OF 6! so i put snoopy as the last dwarf. afterwards i asked cameron and she told me the one that i had forgotten. so if you can think of them WITHOUT CHEATING then ill give you 5 ariel points.
GO!